i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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