Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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