Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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