Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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