I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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