Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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