I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i out mim tonsoeep
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