This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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