I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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