I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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