This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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