I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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