maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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