Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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