Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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