When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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