and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
