I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
There r osticjed everywhere
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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