I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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