hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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