singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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