...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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