my mouth tastes like poor choices
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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