She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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