Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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