Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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