so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I will pee on everything he values.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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