i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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