Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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