As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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