Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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