If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
dude. I can hear the air.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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