So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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