Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We are all done wearing pants today
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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