She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
