No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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