hell yes lets make some ravioli
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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