you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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