I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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