K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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