Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
