I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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