I heard we made out
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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