ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I licked your asshole in confidence.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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