i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
