Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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