I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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