I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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