FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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