According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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