in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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