I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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