god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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