Porn is love you can see.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You don't make any sense
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