idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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