Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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