you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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