If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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