I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
