Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He kissed a someone with a penis
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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