I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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