is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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